“I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of them around.”
“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to BE a big fruit in them.”
“I’m not antisocial. I just want to be left alone.” ~ Roland”
“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”
“I prefer ‘Mortality Challenged’ if you don’t mind”
“Are you okay?”“Well, I’d prefer to be in my own bedroom at home, dreaming of ponies and rainbows, but since I’m stuck here, I guess I’m as good as I can be.”