“To call it helmet hair was an insult to my helmet.”
“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”
“They were way more interested in learning the alphabet or whatever than they were in learning how to rip a moose in half with their bare hands. Then make a helmet out of its skull. Then to use that helmet to help kill more moose. Collect the skull helmets. Combine. Assemble. Super moose skull helmet. Infinite power.”
“I usually tug my helmet's brim once, then push it back up into position, but I'm not wearing a helmet. I'm embarrassed to find myself miming the action through sheer muscle memory.”
“Life Sucks,get a helmet”
“Lend me your helmet”