“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”
“You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.”
“No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.”
“If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack.”
“Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.”
“That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.”