“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

“I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...”

“If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.”

“Make friends, make friends, never, never break friends. if you do, you'll catch a flu and that will be the end of you!”

“Assume you will make enemies. Work to make allies. Don't expect to make friends. Friends are a gift that happens over time.”

“If you make friends with yourself, you'll never be alone.”