“What happens when you get scared half to death twice?”
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?”
“Prove to me that you are not a figment of my imagination.Am I a computer simulation?Does the door swing both ways?How can something come from nothing? How do you know a line is straight?If animals wanted to be eaten, would it be okay?If time stopped then stared again, would we know about it?What happens when you get scared half to death twice?What is creationism?What is ethical?”
“If you let something scare you to death, then the worst has happened.”
“You Just scared me half to death," I said."You should be thrilled you're halfway there.”