“Violet: "You're an asshole." Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect.”
“It's as if once you hit high school, you're programmed, like a robot, to be an asshole to your parents.”
“No, Elenore's something else. You're beautiful. Especially when you look at me with that 'boy he's a condescending asshole' expression....Yea. Beautiful.”
“I'm a perfectly equipped failure. (...) 'Thank goodness you're a failure- it's why I so distinguish you! Anything else to-day is too hideous. Look about you- look at the successes. Would you be one, on your honour?”
“I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.”
“You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”