“Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask!”

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.”

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.”

“laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”