“Alright, manly man,” he says. “Go prove that you’re a man.”

“If you say you’re going to trust your man, then trust your man. Don’t revoke that privilege when he needs it most.”

“when man was put into the garden of eden, he was put there with the idea that he should work the land; and this proves that man was not born to be idle.”

“a man doesn't prove he's a man by getting an erection. He's only a real man if he can pleasure a woman. And if he can pleasure a prostitute, he'll think he's the best lover on the block" -Nyah”

“A moderately bad man knows he is not very good: a thoroughly bad man thinks he is alright. This is common sense really. You understand sleep when you are awake, not well you are sleeping.”

“The whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano key.”