“Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them.”
“Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.”
“If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!”
“If I learned anything in this life, I've learned that you can't cling on.”
“Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet.""Well, there you go," I mutter. "Then it must be true.”
“Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.”