“Aw Gray, you remembered my birthday, I'm flattered.”

“Sweet Katilyn, you called me remember? There's nothing I wouldn't do for you?....”

“Holy smacks are you alright? Should you even be walking? You're covered in blood.”

“I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you.”

“In my sleepiness I heard him whisper, "I'm in love with you.”

“Jealousy is like wasabe—a little can add excitement to your salmon sashimi but too much can make you cry and trigger facial contortions. I find it very flattering if someone is jealous of me. It is an affirmation that I am hot and spectacular. It is a confirmation of my value and importance. Yes, I am vain.”

“Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?”