“Failure is a fuel for excuses.”

“FORGIVE FAILURE. The corollary to accountability is forgiveness. Things go wrong all the time in relationships, and the healthiest ones move on from them, leaving behind grudges and blame. This is not to say that failure is accepted; rather, that it is acknowledged and understood.”

“There's nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone.""There is when your only reason is the being, not the someone.”

“Your ideas suck""So does my mouth. Why don't you get your dick over here and I'll demonstrate.”

“Everything squeezed, and warm cum spilled over Brent's hand, oozing onto the pillow beside his head. Brent bitterly lamented that he couldn't taste it, but no matter what had been said, one didn't swallow on the first date.”

“How can you say you're not in love with Hell?""Because I'm not in love with Hell." See? Not hard to say at all. It's true isn't it? "Delusional much?”

“Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up”