“A visit to Père Lachaise in Paris adds a year to one's life”
“Kate: “Oh, please, Vincent. We’re in the middle of a major tourist site. Père Lachaise cemetary is practically Disneyland for the Dead. It’s not some Buffy soundstage with vampires rising out of the ground every time someone turns around.”
“Don't add on any years, you rascal. Life will see to that without your help.”
“Sometimes one gets the feeling that life still thinks it's living in Paris in the '30s.”
“Sometimes one gets the idea that life thinks it's still living in Paris in the thirties.”
“Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the year 19993 will one day exist and that time is a scary thing, indeed.”