“Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!”

“How is it you're so beautiful and so fucking ugly inside!You know it wouldn't take much to make your outside look like your inside!!I could just chop your brain out!It doesn't deserve such a pretty body...”

“I'm not the guy who wins awards and gets mentioned in magazines.”

“But I couldn't draw as fast as she requested. Thus, I tried to create the worst abomination of a comic that I could, so as to make her not want comics anymore. That abomination, my friends, was Happy Noodle Boy.”

“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life. ”

“I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider. ”

“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”