“...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.”
“Fifty cents a touch, right? This oughta cover me for a while”
“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”
“What do elves consider a living wage?" Keith whispered to Gunther.Gunther just shrugged. "Their own pair of pants?”
“Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt. ”
“I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.”