“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”
“Semper ubi sub ubi (Latin for "Always wear underwear")”
“I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!”
“(Kiara having a sever panic attack.)Kiara? Hauk wears women’s underwear. (Nykyrian)Come again? (Kiara)Hauk wears women’s underwear. Pink and really girly. You know, one of those skimpy things that tucks into the crack of his fat ass. (Nykyrian)”
“One of my friends told me that he knows a family of Mormons who wear holy underwear. Can't they afford to buy new underwear, without the holes?”
“Your woman wears underwear out in public,”Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage thatlittle miracle?”“Only the Deity knows.”