“When you're younger you're so happy to get some good loving you convince yourself you're in love, can't live with out it, and chase the dick like a crack addict after the pipe, or chase the bad sex hoping something happened to the man over night and the next time it'll be good.”

“You can't start over. There's no such thing as starting over. There's only history. And right now you're making tomorrow's history. So go out, and do something that will be fun to remember.”

“I can't, Muffin. I can't talk to him.Why? He was good enough to sleep with, but not good enough to talk to now that he know's that you're part fish?”

“christmas is a time when you get homesick-even when you're home.”

“There isn't any poison oak in the winter. It's hard to convince a girl you're sexy when you can't stop scratching your ass because of the rash. -Jax Cullen”

“You know you're in a bad patch when the most interesting part of the book you're reading is the acknowledgments page.”

“I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone.”