“Kiwi man– hairy on the outside, slimy on the inside.”
“The outside of a horse is good for the inside of man.”
“The best thing for the inside of a man, is the outside of a horse.”
“There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of my penis. They are life-changing thoughts, so I’d recommend taking them deep inside of you. ”