“He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet." But she took it. "A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.”
“She needed food. Diets didn't count in a crisis.”
“Sometimes, I wish you were on a diet. Not because you need it, but because I want to eat your food.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
“Diet food is for lazy people.”
“I have lived temperately, eating little animal food, and that not as an aliment, so much as a condiment for the vegetables, which constitute my principal diet.”