“I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger”

“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER”

“I’ve always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.” – Chloe Traeger”

“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger”

“If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger”

“Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe:- Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.- Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.”