“I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.”
“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.”
“Her kung fu is that powerful.”
“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”
“I'm sorry. My dad is dead too. Now climb, young grasshopper, so your kung fu won't be weak.”
“But, as the turtle says in Kung Fu Panda: "Today is a gift, that is why it is called the present!”