“If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger”
“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger”
“I’ve always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.” – Chloe Traeger”
“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”
“When things don't go right, go left”
“People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.”