“If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger”

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger”

“I’ve always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.” – Chloe Traeger”

“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”

“She ran her gaze over his chest with frank appreciation. Then he shivered, realizing he hadn't really considered the weather. It was forty-five degrees max, but Chloe was giving him a go-on gesture with her hand."All I have left is my pants," he said."Yes, please.""It's cold, Chloe."She tilted her head. "Are you worried about shrinkage?"Well, he was now.-Chloe and Sawyer”

“Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse."Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse.""For emergencies," Maddie said, trying to see into the yard."You have any chocolate?" Chloe asked hopefully. "For emergencies?""Of course. Side Pocket, next to the fork.”

“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER”