“It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.”

“Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.”

“Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.”

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies.”

“Experience is what you get when you didn’t know what you wanted.”

“Why do we always fight?” she whispered.“You know why.” Yeah, she did. “It’s science.” “Combustible chemistry,” he agreed. “Dangerous.”

“When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.”