“I’ve always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.” – Chloe Traeger”

“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger”

“If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger”

“I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger”

“She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.”

“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER”