“Just when you think you have a handle on life, it breaks.”

“Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, someone will hand you a shovel.”

“A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.”

“Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.”

“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.”

“Ty pointed his beer at Josh. "Want to know what I think?""No," Josh said."I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.”

“All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.”