“She's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.”

“She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.”

“The mother of the heating contractor does notHave the same problem as the mother of the poet.When the mother of the heating contractor talks about her sonIt's usually understood, from the beginning, that her son,The heating contractor, is not pretending to be a heating contractor.”

“A desperate plea to the Trinityis not something you can justapologize for in the morning-Drunk Dialing the Divine”

“She's going to be there.Showing up would be a mistake.It would be awkward.She's going to be there.What if someone asks her to dance?What if she meets her future husband and I'm there to witness it?She doesn't want to see me.I might get drunk and do something to piss her off.She might get drunk and do something to piss me off.I shouldn't go.I had to go. She was going to be there.”

“He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe.”