“The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.”
“Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.”
“If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.”
“The name for the cocoa tree is theobroma, which means "food of the gods." I know that chocolate is meant for us, however, because the melting point for good chocolate just happens to be the temperature within your very human mouth.”
“Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.”
“Perfume is like cocktails without the hangover, like chocolate without the calories, like an affair without tears, like a vacation from which you never have to come back.”