“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”

“I’ve always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific.” – Chloe Traeger”

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger”

“If things don’t seem right, try going left.” – Chloe Traeger”

“I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger”

“She drew in a breath. “So I havethis thing I do before sex. A test. An ‘Is He Inhaler Worthy?’test.”He just stared at her. “There’s a test. Before sex.”“Yes. And I should tell you, not many pass.”“Chloe?”“Yeah?”“I’d be worth the inhaler,” he said, then forced himself to walk away into the night.”

“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER”