“If I fall in love with a woman, that’s awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that’s awesome. As long as you fall in love… It’s like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!”

“Do I look like the kind of person who gives a ****”

“Do you realize that there is nothing in our genes that tells us when to die? There are genetic codes that tell us how to grow, how to breathe, and how to sleep, but NOTHING that tells us to die. So why do we? Because we literally rust and decay our bodies from the inside out with poor food and lifestyle choices.”

“I am doing the best I can given what I have today.”

“There is nothing more wonderful than falling in love.”

“I can always use a good chest fly in my life”

“Rakes make good husbands. Especially when they fall in love.”