“If I fall in love with a woman, that’s awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that’s awesome. As long as you fall in love… It’s like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!”
“I kind of conned you into believing you were falling in love with a healthy person.”
“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”
“I think you fall in love with someone when you least expect to. When it’s the last thing you want. That’s what’s so great about it.”
“The only thing that will ever make me fall in love is: if I fall in love.”
“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.”