“Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer”
“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent person follow me around screaming and making me buy them stuff for the rest of my life.”
“It took my whole life to buy this stuff.”
“Me, too! I'll sell my bras and buy two million! One per cup!”
“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”
“The people who are rebelling meaningfully don't buy a lot of stuff.”