“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.”

“I loved IRON MAN: Robert Downey Jr. has been and probably will be my favourite actor for a long time…but IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, SUPERMAN RETURNS and all the others feel a little like Saturday morning cartoons next to the carbon black glory that is 'The Dark Knight.'Trust me, *this* is the future of this sort of thing.”

“There's a reason that grueling long-term events are called 'Iron Man' events. In this case, you're going to build Iron Man.”

“I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!”

“What use would wings be to a man bound in iron fetters? They would only drive him to even greater despair.”