“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

“Life is like a pizza.It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me.You greedy Piggy slob.”

“Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.”

“The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.”

“Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.”

“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”

“For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you!”