“Life is like a pizza.It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me.You greedy Piggy slob.”

“Your life is like a pizza.It could be round, it could be square.But you'll enjoy it most of all When it's something that you share.”

“Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.”

“Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.”

“For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you!”

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

“Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.”