“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”
“Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra ”
“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”
“Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.”
“Don't let the brownies bite.”
“I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn’t get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.”