“never underestimate your dumbness!!”

“Okay, Dumb Diary, school has taught me a few things over the years. Once, it taught me the difference between alligators and crocodiles. (Even alligators and crocodiles don't really care. Just avoid both.)”

“Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.”

“For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you!”

“The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.”

“Life is like a pizza.It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me.You greedy Piggy slob.”

“Your life is like a pizza.It could be round, it could be square.But you'll enjoy it most of all When it's something that you share.”