“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”
“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”
“You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that’s what you are!”
“A woman without a past is like a fruitcake without brandy—insipid!”
“But with me, you are never just a spring faerie.”
“You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.”