“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”

“And thrice do I say to thee...bite me.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame."Sanya to Dresden”

“The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.”

“The noise was deafening, and no one could have heard me anyway as I let out my own battle cry, which I figured was worth a shot. What the hell."I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAERIES!”

“All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.”