“I declared her brain frozen and assumed command of the local Warden detachment, which was handy, since it consisted of only me anyway.”
“Not since North Korean media declared Kim Jong-il to be the reincarnation of Kim Il Sung has there been such a blatant attempt to create a necrocracy, or perhaps mausolocracy, in which a living claimant assumes the fleshly mantle of the departed.”
“Universe consists of frozen light.”
“No one had seen anything of Urk since he had gone galloping out into the night carrying Meriam, the hired girl. It was generally assumed that he had drowned her and then himself. Who cared, anyway?”
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”
“Since a cold shower wasn't handy, I decided to walk my squishy off." - Nixie”