“Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.”
“It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong.”
“Also, it'd be kinda hard to be together if I was in prison.""What are you talking about?" Helen asked, suddenly alarmed. "Why would you go to prison?""For killing the guy that took your virginity," he replied. "You I would forgive. But the guy? Dead man.”
“I know that sounds weird, but it's hard to be scared or even angry at a guy in Spider-Man pajamas,"- Greg”
“It's very hard, for most of us to tolerate being loved.”
“The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.”