“Men plan. Fate Laughs.”

“You can't plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.”

“As I pulled into the parking lot, I reflected that odds were that not a lot of clandestine meetings involving mystical assassination, theft of arcane power, and the balance of power in the realms of the supernatural had taken place in a Wal-Mart Super Center. But then again, maybe they had. Hell, for all I knew, the Mole Men used the changing rooms as a place to discuss plans for world domination with the Psychic Jellyfish from Planet X and the Disembodied Brains-in-a-Jar from the Klaatuu Nebula. I know I wouldn't have looked for them there.”

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”

“Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?""The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.”

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”

“I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.”