“My gast was pretty well flabbered.”
“He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.”
“Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel.Let him be stunned.Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted.”
“Let me get this straight… you didn’t have a cat? Did you get a cat just so that you wouldn’t have to tell me you were a virgin?”I pressed my lips together to keep them from trembling. I nodded. The look on his face was somewhere between shock and amusement. Hewas flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.”
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith”
“Well hello, honey, I've been out boozing and whoring. I know, my priorities are pretty off.”