“My wallet was getting even more anorexic than usual. At this rate I wouldn't be able to afford to protect mankind from the perils of black magic. Hells bells, that would be really embarrassing.”

Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher - “My wallet was getting even more anorexic...” 1

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