“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

“You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.”

“Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?""Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?”

“I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.”

“Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.”

“Whatever you do, do it for love. If you keep to that, your path will never wander so far from the light that you can never return.”

“Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect myself. Smoking is self-destructive. Drinking is self-destructive. Losing your temper and yelling at people is wrong. Lying is wrong. Cheating is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But people do that stuff all the time. Soon as I figure out how to be a perfect human being, then I'm qualified to go lecture other people about how they live their lives.”