“Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do”
“Adventures do occur, but not punctually.”
“I try to busy myself elsewhere, to arrive late; but I always lose at this game. Whatever I do, I find myself there, with nothing to do, punctual, even ahead of time.”
“If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.”
“People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'...”
“Punctuality is one of the minor virtues which we do not acquire until later in life.”