“...the Stone Table [was] a place that served as the OK Corral for the Faerie Courts when they decided to engage in diplomacy by means of murdering anyone on the other team.”

“I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my mouth off to faerie queens and Vampire Courts--plural, Courts--demigods and demon lords, they might get their feelings hurt.”

“You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”

“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame."Sanya to Dresden”

“Murphy, you rock! Go team Dresden!""Hey, I'm the one who rocks... Go team Murphy.”