“There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.”

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

“Lots of things are more than what they seem in a purely physical sense.”

“People have far more power than they realize, if they would only choose to use it.”

“Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”

“There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.”

“The Carpenters had a threshold more solid and extensive than the Great Wall of China. I would not be in the least bit surprised if you could see it from space.”