“Vanity, thy name is vampire.”
“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”
“Vanity of vanities… all is vanity.’ You kill yourself to get to the grave. Especially you kill yourself to get to the grave before you die; and the name of the grave is ‘success’, the name of that grave is hullabullo boom boom horseshit.”
“Frailty, thy name is woman!”
“Woman, thy name is perversity!”
“Misery, thy name is Mudslide”