“By definition, it is not possible to everyone to be above the average.”
“The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.”
“I think; therefore, I am above average.”
“He had a penis one inch in diameter and seven and a half inches long. During the past year, he had averaged twenty-two orgasms per month. This was far above the national average. His income and the value of his life insurance policies at maturity were also far above average.”
“Any system described by a power law [...] has several curious effects. The first is that, by definition, most participants are below average.”
“And, my friend, above all things, you most definitely, definitely, do not get away with stepping over the red rope.”