“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”

“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”

“If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen ”

“There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.”

“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”

“It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.”

“He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.”