“He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.”
“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”
“Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield”
“If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen ”
“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”
“There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.”
“Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts”