“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”
“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”
“There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.”
“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”
“He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.”
“Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield”