“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.”
“Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. ”
“Life is like an ice-cream cone, when you think you have it licked it drips all over you.”
“Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!”
“If you're eating an ice cream cone, it's just very hard to believe that things have gone completely to shit. That there isn't still hope.”
“I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.”